The Last Letter – a short story

April 24th, 2012

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The Last Letter - A zombie story by Django Bohren

A Zombie short story by Shop Zombie’s Django Bohren.

A version of this was allegedly published in Zombies Quarterly, but I’ve never actually seen a copy of it. Contains adult language after the jump. Just like the real zombie apocalypse.

Hey Andy…

I hope you get this letter. I hope you survive. Those crazy bikers should be by in a few days to collect letters to bring to your camp.

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Oh No… Zombies! Board Game

December 13th, 2009

A zombie board game for the family

A zombie board game for the family

The official game of the undead. DESTROY THEM OR BECOME THEM! (yeah, we stole that from the box). This board game can have up to 4 players and is full of zombiful action. Includes creepy gameboard, fourteen 2″ tall game pieces, cards and dice.

Play till the death! The death of zombies, that is. Please don’t die while playing this game.

Romero’s Diner Hooded Sweatshirt – Forest Green

June 19th, 2009

sweet romero's diner design

sweet romero's diner design

Romero’s Diner is the coolest place around, and it makes a great hoodie!

Printed on a forest green, hooded, pullover sweatshirt with a little pocket on the front for your hands, keys, or mobile.

Print says, “Romero’s Diner, Fresh Brains served daily!”

Romero’s Diner Hooded Sweatshirt – Orange

June 19th, 2009

orange romero's diner design

orange romero's diner design

Servin’ up the best brains! Our awesome Romero’s Diner design never fails to please.

Printed on an orange hooded sweatshirt, it’s comfy, warm, and totally awesome. Wear it everywhere you go, maybe you’ll get a discount at restaurants that serve brains…

Zombie Brain Gelatin Mold

June 17th, 2009

squishy zombie brains

squishy zombie brains

What better shape to make a batch of jello in? Perfect for teaching about anatomy or for eating and grossing people out. This mold is the shape of a brain and comes with a recipe for realistic looking brains on the back of it.

Sweeeeet, slimy brains!

Unisex Zombie Rest Room – Button

June 17th, 2009

zombie rest room button

zombie rest room button

Some bathrooms are unisex, and some bathrooms are specifically for zombie attack survivors or zombies themselves. So we put that rad design  on a button. Because we all love buttons.

Available in 1 inch size or 1.5 inch, for .5 inches of extra awesomeness!

Zombie Mens Room – Button

June 17th, 2009

zombie men need to pee too!

zombie men need to pee too!

With the impending zombie apocalypse, people still need to know where to go to the rest room. So here is the zombie rest room sign! Armless and awesome.

Available in 1 inch buttons, or 1.5 inch.

Zombie Meat Cuts Diagram – button

June 17th, 2009

meat cuts button

meat cuts button

Zombies don’t know which bits to eat, so here’s this nifty little diagram to tell them which parts are best!

Printed on either a 1 inch button or a 1.5 inch one.

Zombie Lady – Button

June 17th, 2009

cute walking zombie chick

cute walking zombie chick

What’s cooler than a zombie? Well, a female zombie, of course! She’s cute and seductive and will eat your arm off if you’re not careful.

Printed in either a 1 inch size or 1.5 inch for you big-button-fanatics.

Zombie Girls Room – Button

June 17th, 2009

sweet little girls room pin

sweet little girls room pin

Everyone knows what a rest room sign looks like, but not everyone knows what they will look like after the impending zombie apocalypse.

This is what a girls room would look like. Ladies, prepare yourselves!

Available in 1 inch and 1.5 inch sizes.


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