A classic Jane Austen novel with a Zombie twist!

Here is the infamous Pride and Prejudice, re-written to include… zombies? Hmm. Not sure how they’ve done it, but Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith have teemed up to re-write this classic literary novel to include lots of zombie action.

For those of you curious about what exactly this is, here’s a link to the Wikipedia article for the book. Careful, it might have some plot spoilers, but it explains how these two books have become one!

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A zombie board game for the family

The official game of the undead. DESTROY THEM OR BECOME THEM! (yeah, we stole that from the box). This board game can have up to 4 players and is full of zombiful action. Includes creepy gameboard, fourteen 2″ tall game pieces, cards and dice.

Play till the death! The death of zombies, that is. Please don’t die while playing this game.

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grow your own brain

Put this guy is water and wait a while while it grows up nice and big to the size of the human brain. Everyone wants to grow a new brain, and now you can.

Place this 1-1/2″ (3.8 cm) brain in water and within a week you should have a healthy, almost human-sized specimen. Our Growing Brain is slimy and heavy, just like a real brain!

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squishy zombie brains

What better shape to make a batch of jello in? Perfect for teaching about anatomy or for eating and grossing people out. This mold is the shape of a brain and comes with a recipe for realistic looking brains on the back of it.

Sweeeeet, slimy brains!

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cute little coffee tin with mints

One hundred minty candies come in this collectable coffin-shaped metal tin which measures 3″ x 1-1/2″ x 5/8″.

There’s nothing better than a tiny coffin shaped tin to collect dead flies in when your mints are gone.

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vampire repellant garlic mints

Each 2-1/4″ (5.7 cm) tin contains 100 garlicy mints. Yes, they really do taste like garlic. Kind of counterintuitive, but awesome too.

Here’s a funny story, a while ago us ShopZombians were working at a horror convention. We made a bet that if we offered these to people walking by, it wouldn’t even be a day before someone said “But, why would you want to REPEL vampires?!” And of course, we were right. As usual.

Gotta love predictable questions. The answer is, because these mints are awesome. More awesome than vampires. Seriously. Ok… well maybe not QUITE.

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glow in the dark zombies

ZOMBIE is an elite society and stands for: Zillions Of Mutated Bodies Infecting Everyone.

Meet School Girl, Rockabilly, Bathtime, School Boy, and the Ape!

These flesh eating fiends are about 2″ tall and totally awesome.

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zombie play set

Zombie play sets are all fine and dandy, but GLOW IN THE DARK ones are even better. And ones that you buy from us are even MORE better. Yes, that’s improper english. But whatever, we sell cool zombie merch.

Each play set includes nine 1″ to 3.25″ tall, hard vinyl zombies just begging to be played with!

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groooaannn he's the walking dead!

Now YOU control the zombie! Simple pop in some batteries and watch this guy walk all around your house. Comes with a remote control so that you can control him from a distance. 

This 7-3/4″ (19.7 cm) tall, plastic Remote Control Zombie will trudge forward and groan when you activate him by pressing the button on the 2-3/4″ (7 cm) long brain-shaped remote.

Requires three AAA batteries (which are not included).

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horrified action figures

We sell the horrified victims, but it’s up to you to come up with your own monster to horrify them. Maybe it’s your cat. Maybe it’s your  sister when she wakes up in the morning.

Life is full of horror, you well definitely find a reason for these little folks to be terrified.

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