meat cuts button

Zombies don’t know which bits to eat, so here’s this nifty little diagram to tell them which parts are best!

Printed on either a 1 inch button or a 1.5 inch one.

sweet zombie meat cuts

How do zombies know what to eat? The sweet meat is right on the neck, but what about the rest of that strange human body?

This shirt is an authentic reproduction of the classic zombie butcher school diagrams. Printed in white ink on a black t shirt.

zombie meat cuts diagram

Just like you learned in zombie school. How to eat a human. Cuts of meat as defined by zombies. Printed in white on black shirts.

Artwork by Jason Josef Buchanan