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Vampire – Button

Emma the Terrible — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 19:28:22 +0000

pin him to your soul!

Everyone loves vampires these days, and what better way to express your undying love (heh, get it… undying?) than to wear him proudly on your brand new hoody. (we sell hoodies too, if you need one…)

Available in 1inch and 1.5 inch sizes. So you have options.

Death Mints

Emma the Terrible — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:39:12 +0000

cute little coffee tin with mints

One hundred minty candies come in this collectable coffin-shaped metal tin which measures 3″ x 1-1/2″ x 5/8″.

There’s nothing better than a tiny coffin shaped tin to collect dead flies in when your mints are gone.

Vampire Repelling Garlic Mints

Emma the Terrible — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:34:36 +0000

vampire repellant garlic mints

Each 2-1/4″ (5.7 cm) tin contains 100 garlicy mints. Yes, they really do taste like garlic. Kind of counterintuitive, but awesome too.

Here’s a funny story, a while ago us ShopZombians were working at a horror convention. We made a bet that if we offered these to people walking by, it wouldn’t even be a day before someone said “But, why would you want to REPEL vampires?!” And of course, we were right. As usual.

Gotta love predictable questions. The answer is, because these mints are awesome. More awesome than vampires. Seriously. Ok… well maybe not QUITE.

Wolfman T Shirt

Emma the Terrible — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:11:26 +0000

werewolf shirt

Werewolves are getting pretty common these days, but that just means you definitely need a shirt with one on it. Printed in white on a black t shirt, this is a great thing to wear on the full moon or any time really.

Vampire T Shirt

Emma the Terrible — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 23:36:00 +0000

scary vampire shirt

Everyone likes vampires these days, and what better way to express your adoration for the blood-sucking fiends than wearing them proudly across your chest. This guy in printed in white with a little red splash of blood coming from his fangs. Grrr.

Monster Bandages – Scare Away your Owwies!

Emma the Terrible — Sun, 31 May 2009 00:57:56 +0000

scare away your owwies!

Monster bandages are wonderful for your own little monsters and their owwies. They make getting hurt much funner.

Each 3-3/4″ (9.5 cm) tall metal pocket tin contains twelve 1-3/4″ x 1-1/2″ (4.4 cm x 3.8 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to make even the most annoying wounds seem better.